Twins

Assalamualaikum.

Yesterday my daddy went for 3 days 1 night seminar at Morib and before he leaves, he bought aswad a bunch of banana. u no kids nowadays often have constipation problem xD

While reading the newspaper, i also picked one, the one that i thought to be the biggest *greedy*
however its not the biggest actually. just 2 joined banana that successfully disguised to be the biggest so i will pick them and eat. hewhew comel jugak pisang cantum2 ni

 *ignore the background plis

when im just about to take a bite, my mom yelled 'Eh jangan nanti dapat kembar nanti baru tau.' then she laughed.

and i was like.............. -.-'

mitos orang melayu ni dashat betul. 

nvm its also great if i can have twin pregnancy. buy 1 free 1 kan kan kan? 

okay but please not the conjoined twins.

which way is better?

hello hasbens skalian. lelaki akan lebih nampak hensem walaupun dia tak hensem kalau trim rambut smart2 pendek2. korang nk bela rambut panjang2 mcm korea buat apa. kalau aku dberi keizinan utk mnjadi barber mamak yg depa (laki2) suka pegi tu, mmg aku gunting smpai jadik hensem. seyes tak caya boleh try aku nk upah 50 inggit je. mklumlah ekonomi genting (genting highland?) sekarang, dont blame me and mamak2 barber skalian.

contoh2 :

this is muhd nazmi faiz mansor. midfielder harimau muda yg berbakat n mmpunyai vision utk pass bola dgn mantap. aku rasa nk jadikkan dia player real sama mcm kaka. hewhew

sebelum (curik fesbuk)

selepas (slepas jdk penglike ke-2, aku curik teros)

aku pengsan terus tengok dia yg selepas. err okay dua dua pun comel. alah aku nk letak gmba org tak comel, nnt depa terasa pulak. takpa. cinta tak mengenal rupa. hewhew lagi

tapi series dari pandangan mata aku yg rabun ni, he looks smarter in the 2nd pic. generally, lelaki nmpk lagi smart bila rmbut pendek. tp len orang len opinion kann.

oh ya, tapi aswad buat rambut korea pun mantap lagii xD

'im hot gorgeous am i?'

okay sekiann

pressure related disease?

bila hilang selera makan dan membenci semua jenis makanan depan mata

bila minum air kosong rasa macam teguk air kosong yang kosong

bila cam malas sangat nak mandi dengan alasan toilet sangat jauh

bila rasa nak bergolek atas katil tanak bukak mata sampai 2 minggu yang ke depan

bila sakit2 seluruh badan macam baru main ragbi err okay tak ssuai utk prempuan, badminton la

bila 24 hours rasa macam ada rama2 tengah menari nari dengan riang gembira dalam perut

bila tetiba dengan srta merta rasa blank heartless innocent dan comel

bila rasa benci dengan orang lalu lalang depan aku yang bau macam sotong dekat mydin (don ask me why sotong)

i think i got evening sickness. ya mungkin jugak sebab semalam main hujan. or myb pressure? ahh stress can lead to CVD. i shud try to overcome this.